I was going to make a snide comment about making cute puppies shill for Corporate bastards and product tie ins, but then I read what the book is about and it sounds sweet.
(P.S. Yes, Bella’s a mortal in love with a vampire named Edward, and meanwhile, her friend Jacob is in love with her–but it may be that Jacob has secrets of his own.)
(Also P.S. Edward and other vampires can’t let mortals see them in the sun because their skin sparkles when the sun shines on it and would expose the secret of their true nature. That is why the whole “sparkling” thing has become part of my recent vocabulary. Although it’s been a very useful word ever since Neely O’Hara used it in Valley of the Dolls.)
Okay, you didn’t say Edward is in love with Bella, though… is he doing that, “I don’t want to ruin your life so I’ll stay aloof” thing? ‘Cause that’s totally my bit.
I see that there is no Jacob doll. Why? Because his hotness would melt the plastic.
Oh, wait. That’s Lila’s Because of Winn Dixie dog. My bad.
I was going to make a snide comment about making cute puppies shill for Corporate bastards and product tie ins, but then I read what the book is about and it sounds sweet.
Snideness retracted.
You’ll note, however, the CD is “The Score.” That being: Edward: 1, Jacob: 2.
it bothers me that Jacob is anyone’s figurative #2.
I believe he’s saying it’s you two against me. WHERE ARE MY TEAM EDWARD MATES?!? WHERE?
I am misunderstanding everything today… first the Indian take away, now this … its that darn Jacon tie in
I love that little Winn Dixie. My sister and I saw the movie together in the theater–and you KNOW how infrequently I go to movies.
It was someone on LJ who made me aware the movie is based on a book–which I still need to read.
team Edward sucks… really.
Get it? Vampire… suck … HA HA HA
Now I get why I hadn’t seen a Jacob doll, even though HE is the star of the new movie not Edward.
Now… is she a mortal?
No, Mark. She’s a doll!
Fine. Spoil the whole movie for me!
Y’all are cracking me up.
(P.S. Yes, Bella’s a mortal in love with a vampire named Edward, and meanwhile, her friend Jacob is in love with her–but it may be that Jacob has secrets of his own.)
(Also P.S. Edward and other vampires can’t let mortals see them in the sun because their skin sparkles when the sun shines on it and would expose the secret of their true nature. That is why the whole “sparkling” thing has become part of my recent vocabulary. Although it’s been a very useful word ever since Neely O’Hara used it in Valley of the Dolls.)
Okay, you didn’t say Edward is in love with Bella, though… is he doing that, “I don’t want to ruin your life so I’ll stay aloof” thing? ‘Cause that’s totally my bit.
It depends on which book of the four you’re reading. But yeah, he’s generally trying to convince her that a vampire is just no good for her.
He probably stole that whole idea from you. Sue him. The Cullen family has tons of money.
You left out that they are ALL a bunch of whiners. LOL
HAHAHA Good one.
Team The Rhonda all the way!
Do you sparkle?