Hump Day Happy


Everybody deserves to have an odd-toed ungulate give them some happiness in the middle of the week. To get yours, all you have to do is comment with a page number between 1 and 611, and another number between 1 and 25, and Mr. Rhino will treat you more kindly than humans have treated him.

18 thoughts on “Hump Day Happy”

  1. Stay away flu!

    Mom just returned from a week in CO with her sister who caught the flu and passed it on to her. Given all the bronchial crap crap I ‘ve had for the first half of this year and a math exam coming, I’m hoping I don’t get it, just as the pool re-opened.

    So, let it be all healthy 36 laps (per mile in the pool) and 525 (calories in a Green&Blacks milk chocolate bar afterwords)

    1. Re: Stay away flu!

      The rhino and I wish you health, good swimming, and chocolate. He also gives you:

      “frozen white chocolate mousse with raspberry sauce”

    1. Mr. Rhino says you are most welcome to:

      “the turbulent surface of the sun”

      (That could come in handy during your first big snow storm.)

    1. For you, the rhino finds:

      “a milkshake served on a glass plate with doily, vanilla cookie, straw, spoon, and metal container of more”

  2. Well, one doesn’t see a Rhino every day of the week!

    Since you made the post about “seeing a cow every day”, I’ve been monitoring the situation – and your friend is absolutely right!! Not one day has passed since, without me seeing a cow somewhere – real or pictorial. In fact, on that same day, I went to the railway station to book a train ticket and behind the counter, the girl had her coffee in a cow-shaped mug!

    But today, a Rhino will do just as well . . .

    Numbers 222 and 9, please.

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