1992 Holiday Barbie and her date, a current-day Ted Danson, or maybe Peter Graves, or he could be The Albino from Foul Play, want to wish you the merriest of Christmases.
I may be a few posts short of a LiveJournal for a while, and not very present in comments, but I’ll still be reading. So do NOT make rude remarks about my age, find sneaky ways to force me to listen to “In the Ghetto,” shirk Sugar Monday post duties, make up stories about snow demons, or try to get away with that “reindeer can’t fly” nonsense. Voodoo dolls are just a phone call to Greg away [stern look].
Beware of the dwarf.
If you haven’t seen Unconditional Love, your must find and rent it, please.
Not till you watch Big Trouble in Little China
Love BOTH of those movies. Now I know what I’ll be renting during my week between gigs. Better yet, I’ll go to the Compound and force her to watch Big Trouble in Little China. One of the best little 80s flicks out there.
Hmmmmmm… okay, Barbie is all glorious and perfectified. (Unlike the rest of us.) Her “escort” is conveniently designed to match her oh-so-stylish outfit(s).
What if he showed up in (say) a purple plaid suit? Whatever would she do then? 😉
Dear me, a red carpet clash…
Whatever would she do then?
She’s Barbie! She’d just reach into her Dreamhouse closet and whip out another ensemble that matches her date’s.