Keep it up, mockers

You ever just sit back, put up your feet, and enjoy watching people mock your fear of scary movies? Or maybe theirs is an act of compassion. By taking my fear to a humorous extreme, they will rob it of its energy to frighten me… Yeah, that’s it. They’re all GIVERS! Selfless, considerate, thoughtful…

I do have the best friends in the world, which will be the subject of future posts. Like the one wherein I talk about How I Got to Know My Writing Partners Online and maybe also How the Compound Works (though I’m not sure I understand that question, Steve). Or I may first discuss My Theory of Evolution or Some Random Childhood Memory for Todd.

Meanwhile, speaking of friends…

YESTERDAY’s coffee cup, in this photo that I never had the opportunity to post, is one I don’t think I’ve featured before. It was a gift from Sweet Li’l Amy Sue (who some of you may remember is the former Rex-Tender) sometime back in the early to mid-nineties. The cup was designed by and proceeds from sales were contributed to DIFFA, which is the acronym for The Design Industries Foundation Fighting AIDS. It has long been the coffee cup I reach for most often.

In the photo, you can also see the little V-card that Tom made for me and put in front of my computer monitor for me to find when I awoke. Because in this house, if you want me to see anything? The best place for it is near the computer.

Denece treated me to lunch yesterday. We met at the Galleria. There are many, many places to park at the Galleria. There are several four- or five-story garages and also several underground garages. They are located in the vicinity of different anchor stores. I usually park near Nordstrom, but yesterday I tried a different garage. With my usual ability to step out of my car and go in the exact opposite direction of the one I should take, I ended up in the bowels of the Westin Galleria. If you should ever be a guest of this hotel (as Keelie’s grandmother was in A COVENTRY CHRISTMAS), rest assured: No one gets past the security guard of what is probably the employee entrance.

Once I found my way to Denece, we had a wonderful six-hour visit at the restaurant. (We go between the lunch and dinner rush and we’re always generous with the waitstaff, who let us take a table for the entire afternoon.) Denece always gives me so many things to think about, including insights into the complexities of human relationships as well as the wonderful world of animals (I daresay no layperson knows more about every dog breed than Denece). Plus I got to tell her one of my dirty little secrets. (HA HA HA!) We also made a little trip to Borders, where I ran into the manager, J., and got to thank him personally and hug him for his attention to A COVENTRY CHRISTMAS. He said he just ordered more copies of all the TJB books because he’s building up the stock of the GLBT section. He’s the best.

I have to mop the floors now and ponder my next post, which I may title Gone With The Exorcist, my being a SAP* and all.

*Southern American Princess

11 thoughts on “Keep it up, mockers”

  1. I want to be scared by so-called scary movies. However, most just make me groan in frustration over how bad they are. Probably the films that scared me the most was The Exorcist, The Shining, and The Sixth Sense.

    Did you ever catch the latest installment in The Exorcist series? I was scared, all right . . . by how bad it was! Yes, a demon doing Matrix-like karate moves scares me soooooo much. Why didn’t they think to include that in the original movie?! I’m convinced that many people who make these movies have absolutely no clue to what makes something scary or the true nature of terror. They substitute mindless action for well-thought out substance. Bah!

  2. Sorry, Becky… every now and then I go really deplorable. But it’s below freezing here tonight (which is my greatest fear), so don’t worry: Karma is obviously keeping tabs.

    Tom’s card is gorgeous.

    The dialogue in the Westin scene is the first thing that plays, underscored with light piano and occasional screen blackouts with the words, “Ever had one of those Christmases?” in my mind’s trailer of A Coventry Christmas.

    1. Why are you sorry? I enjoyed it.

      I NEED THAT MOVIE TO BE MADE. Well, not the scary version. Actually, they can make it however they want, once they buy the rights. For a large sum. Soon.

      1. I know you enjoyed it (whew!). I apologize all the time. It’s either a southern thing or an unplanned pregnancy thing. Plus, how could you not be pleased when I took care of the M&Ms, and with my limp wallet to boot.

      2. I honestly didn’t know what the heck Mark’s post was all about; I just jumped in head first without making the connection.

        But I’m glad you’re not mad. I was going to blame it all on Mark, anyway. 🙂

      3. I think they need to make ACC AND The Deal into movies!!!!And Greg’s Scotty & Chanse books should be made into series of movies like the Donald Strahcey ones they are doing on Here!TV) I haven’t read the TJB books yet… soooo many books, so little time. –Gary

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