Walked to the post office to mail some bills. No bug incidents. However, there were three more jaywalking episodes. Clearly, being without a car has catapulted me into a crime spree. What’s next? Seventeen items in the 15-item line at Kroger’s? Stay tuned.
FARB, I got the samplers. (Very cool.) I hope only the samplers were supposed to be in the envelope, which was totally ripped open. If it included any salacious notes to Timothy or pictures of a three-way with you, the boyfriend, and a certain New Orleans author at the Lammys, postal employees everywhere are having more fun than I am.
You are such a rebel!
Hmmmm. I was told there was no photographic evidence.
Well, I haven’t seen any, but I’ll have to observe whether the people at my post office have big smiles the next time I go in.
Noooooooo!!! No sneaking into the express line. If you did that, and you were in front of me, I’d probably beat you with a stick. Well, I don’t really carry a stick, but I’ll use one of those pepperoni sticks that seem to always be by registers. I bet it would hurt.
And I would deserve it, of course. Crime doesn’t pay. Unless you’re really, really good at it.
HEY NO FAIR! My samples arrived today, it was nice and sealed up, and ‘I’ had no pictures what so ever. lol.
You must keep us informed as to how the post office employees act towards you. And if they inquire about Timothy.
Will do.