My favorite headline on today’s AOL welcome screen:
Bush Will Go to Vietnam
Apparently, someone told him the war is over.
An Aries (Who Knows Some Stuff)
My favorite headline on today’s AOL welcome screen:
Bush Will Go to Vietnam
Apparently, someone told him the war is over.
HAHA
his timing seems about right.
Bush recently called the newly elected president of Azerbaijan to congratulate him on winning the election. He also wished him luck fighting that evil Lord Voldemort.
I think he has also promised a $1.5 billion aid package to Hobbits if they agree to stop cavorting with Faeries.
The Hobbits will never agree to that. Therefore Bush has appointed the White Witch from Narnia as the new ambassador to the UN. In addition, he is signing a free trade agreement with Mordor called Morfta. The orcs will make up all of his future court appointments and, should Dick Cheney finally keel over from a coronary, the Balrog from the Mines of Moria will be the new VP.
I have to remember not to drink anything near the computer ever again!
Maybe he’s looking to start another war. We’re not even done with the last one yet. But he must have heard a rumor that they had WMD’s or “nuke-yoo-lar) weapons or something.
I’ve heard that next month he’ll visit the Philipines and the Russian Front. I thank “Hogan’s Heros” for the latter reference.