Legacy Writing 365:262

Years ago, my mother repeated an urban legend about newlyweds. The husband and wife were in the kitchen putting together a meal when he asked, “Why do you always cut an end off the roast before you cook it?”

She thought for a minute and said, “I don’t know. My mother always did it.”

This prompted a call to her mother and the same question.

“I have no idea,” she said. “My mother always did it, so I did it, too.”

Of course, it was time to call Grandma, who laughed and said, “I don’t know why you do it, but a large family called for a large roast. My pan was too small for it to lay flat, so I cut the roast into two pieces.”

We cackled over that story because we knew that even if it was fabricated, there was a kernel of truth in it. There are probably countless things we do without knowing why–we’re just emulating our role models.

Of all the houses my family lived in, and all the holidays we celebrated together, there is one tradition that I still keep. For some reason, before we sit down at a full table with friends and family for any celebration, I feel compelled to take a photo of the table. Sometimes there are people in the photo; sometimes not. But I’m pretty sure there’s not a turkey that ever hit the table (or a ham that hit the floor, Guinness) that didn’t get its Kodak moment. My mother always said she wanted to “make memories” for us, but I also think that a child who’d known poverty and a newlywed who’d known hunger probably came to see a full table as a victory and something to celebrate in and of itself.


This is probably Thanksgiving in Georgia when I was seven; I’m taking my cue from there being only four plates on the table, so possibly my father was in Korea. That china is long gone–Debby knows where!–but I still have some of the crystal stemware you can see on the china cabinet (and of course, still have the china cabinet in my own dining room). The menu: turkey and cornbread dressing, peas and potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, corn, turnip greens, cranberry sauce, pecan pie (I am not a pie eater), and what looks like carrot cake or some kind of spice cake–which I do NOT eat and never would again after throwing up school cafeteria spice cake in first grade.


Edit: My brother David recognized the dining room in this photo as different from the one above. Same table and chairs, but not the same state and city–and I’d have been much younger in that second photo than when the top one was taken. My parents are getting ready for a Christmas party. The table is arranged so that people can move around it getting cookies and egg nog which Daddy is ladling into a cup for the picture. Beyond him is the living room with the tree and presents and the ALL IMPORTANT TV (at least to my siblings, if you recall this post). I’m fine with those cookies and fruit, but that appears to be a coconut cake, Debby’s favorite, at the far end of the table.

There it is: photographic proof that my favorite dessert in the world, chocolate cake, or at least yellow cake with chocolate frosting, is NOWHERE to be seen on two different important holidays. Nobody needs to be telling me the baby was “the favorite” anymore.

Still, the baby will continue to take photos of our repasts “just like Mother” did, because I like making memories with the people I love, too. There will be chocolate cake.

Legacy Writing 365:234

Today I had a hankering for a deviled egg.

I have a plastic container to keep or transport deviled eggs, but as anyone knows, a Southern belle has at least one and preferably several deviled egg plates, and this is mine. I love the rooster and the sunflower, but here is its quirk: there are slots for nine eggs. I don’t know how y’all make deviled eggs, but I cut my boiled eggs in half, scoop out the yolk, mix it with stuff, and fill the egg hollows with that stuff. At the risk of sounding mathy, you can’t add egg halves and come up with nine. I’ve decided this means the person who prepares the deviled eggs must, therefore, eat the extra one. This also works if you need a poison tester, because I connect deviled eggs to stuff like picnics and families, and you know both of those can be treacherous.

Daddy at a picnic–who brought those Pepsis? We’re a Coke family!

The process of deviling the eggs led me to think about two kinds of picnics: planned and spontaneous. My earliest impressions of picnics are the ones we took while we traveled during my childhood. Interstates were rare–we were more likely to take state highways and old backroads to get anywhere. We were also not yet a fast food nation. So trips meant either stopping at wonderful diners and cafes in small towns or–because we didn’t really have the budget for eating out that way–my mother packed sandwiches, fruit, chips, and drinks. When the back seat started sounding cranky, my parents knew it was time to find a shady roadside picnic area, pull over, and stuff food in us. The place might have been left to chance, but not the fixings, because everybody had to have the right things to eat (this one doesn’t like mustard, that one won’t eat Fritos, the other one hasn’t tasted much beyond peanut butter in two years, etc.).

A friend at a church picnic.

Somewhat irrelevant aside: One time I was watching an episode of Mad Men (set in the early Sixties, if you don’t know), and the Draper family was having a picnic in an idyllic spot–green grass, shade trees, nothing but the sounds of nature and the kids being kids. Don finished his beer and rocked my world by tossing the can as far as he could throw it. Then when it was time to go, Betty told the kids to get their things, stood up, shook the blanket free of plates, cups, napkins, and food remnants, and they all got in the car and drove off, leaving a pile of debris behind. I GASPED. I would just like to say that my family did not behave in a way that would make the Keep America Beautiful Indian shed a tear. We properly disposed of our trash before moving on.

Mother at a family reunion.

I think anytime children are involved, a picnic requires planning, and I used to be a champion planner myself, so I understand the compulsion. However, as I aged, I began to see how overplanning takes all the joy out of an event–both for the planner and everyone else. Because there will always be things you can’t prepare for, and I’m not talking about only nuisances like ants, mosquitoes, drunks, and rain. The world will not end if a picnic does not go exactly as planned–well, unless it’s taken over by zombies, but that hasn’t happened to me yet, so I disregard it. Consequently, I’m more in favor of the spontaneous picnic.

A garage picnic with friends from high school and college.

One such occasion began on a spring night when Lynne and I had a discussion about fried chicken. She said Craig didn’t really like fried chicken, and I said it was probably because he’d never had mine. (Y’all know Lynne is a fantastic cook, right, and taught me a lot of what I know? But never let it be said an Aries will miss an opportunity to be a little cocky.) So we decided to have a cook-off. We each separately spent a late night frying chicken and packed some other random foods. Early the next morning, we loaded Craig’s van, then the two of them, Tom, and I rode toward the Hill Country looking for the perfect picnic spot.

Aunt Lola (Headless! Maybe there were zombies?) and Uncle Gerald at a family picnic.

This is Texas, and they really mean it when they say if you don’t like the weather, wait ten minutes. A couple of hours later we were unloading the van in a bucolic setting with wildflowers and singing birds. And without warning, the temperature dropped about thirty degrees. Fortunately, Craig had some work coveralls in his van, so Lynne and I put those on, and we managed to stuff our food past blue lips with shivering hands. Crazily, that memory is one of my favorite picnics ever. And I can’t say it’s because Craig liked my chicken best–he did!–but it turned out that Tom and I liked Lynne’s best, so it all evened out. But we laughed ourselves stupid, rode home in the cozy van, and probably played cards all night with some good cussin’ and cold chicken.

Daniel making a face about his steak that should have alerted us he’d one day be a vegetarian.

Recently, Lynne asked me if Jess was with us on that picnic, and I remembered that he wasn’t. I’m not sure where he was–he might have been on spring break in Alabama with his great-aunts–but I knew for sure if he’d been with us, he’d have had the sense to get out of the cold.

Six Things

  1. The last time I went to the post office, I had a package from Rob, also known as The Smiling Bagel. I call him St. Louis’s goodwill ambassador, because his blog always makes me want to visit that city. He sent me some bottle caps for my ongoing art series. I haven’t painted in a while. Maybe this is the nudge I needed. It wasn’t until I photographed the bottle caps and uploaded the picture that I became aware of….
  2. A tiny wrapped package of pressed pennies from the St. Louis Zoo featuring a train, a hippo, a peacock, and a butterfly. See what I mean about how he promotes his home city? He remembered that I like to collect pressed pennies from tourist attractions, and now I have four new ones. Thank you so much, Rob–for the bottle caps and the pressed pennies!
  3. In going through some old pictures, I found this photo of my mother’s desk. I think Laura and Jess got that desk. The four paintings on the top are four of my One Word Art paintings that she once picked out for either her birthday or Christmas. They were the four that spoke to her, she said. Rather than reclaiming them, I believe I sent them with a box of stuff to Daniel. I’d forgotten them until I saw this photo. I believe they are, left to right, “Trust,” “Surrender,” “Plant,” and “Learn.”
  4. I’m reading Karl Soehnlein’s novel Robin and Ruby.
    I wanted to photograph one of Barnaby’s bigger-than-your-head salads to show you how enormous it is. I usually get a dinner, the next day’s lunch, and maybe a third small salad out of one of these. The salad is excellent, but their ranch dressing is THE BEST. It’s great for dipping fries in, too.
  5. When Jim was here, one afternoon we went to the Menil Collection and the Cy Twombly Gallery. I have to go back to the Menil soon. The next day, we hit up the Museum of Fine Arts, the Lawndale Art Center, and Houston Center for Contemporary Craft. The last is where Jim got me into trouble when he posed for me–it was like the dozenth photo I’d taken, but only when Jim got all goofy were we told, “You can’t take photos of the art here!” Oops. I’d like to say I feel remorse, but I don’t (and I didn’t use a flash). I do recommend that particular exhibit: INTERSTITIAL SPACES: JULIA BARELLO & BEVERLY PENN. It’s there until September 1.
  6. I finally persuaded myself to download Instagram to my iPhone. That’s my first photo: Pixie and Penny all bored, watching out the window for something exciting like a squirrel to appear. I don’t know how much I’ll use Instagram–I have two other photo apps on my phone that I never use. I need to feel the heft of a camera in my hands. But at least now I can look at other people’s Instagram galleries, and some of their pictures are beautiful and creative.

I was not compensated by any businesses, artists, or products mentioned in this post other than sales of my own art work.

Legacy Writing 365:217

Tom and I were just trying to remember our introduction to Barnaby’s cafe. I doubt either of us ate there before we moved into Montrose, because I don’t remember going there with Steve R/ Jeff/John/Tim R. So our most likely first time there was 1997. I know we were already regulars by the time I met Rhonda online late that year, because it was one of those things we bonded over in our chat room. Just about all the locals love Barnaby’s. I’m betting it was James who took me there first. In those days, there was only one location, the original on Fairview. Next door in the same building is Baby Barnaby’s which absolutely can’t be beat if you wake up early enough to have breakfast there. James, Steve V, and I used to go there frequently.

In time, the River Oaks Barnaby’s opened, then the one on West Gray. There’s another in Houston, but it’s outside the ‘hood, so I’ve never been there. Barnaby’s is our go-to place for takeout for us and visiting family and friends, and it’s also the place I go with my suburban friends and out-of-town guests. Which location we choose depends on how many of us there are, time of day, etc., because the restaurants’ sizes vary. But one thing has always been true. Whether I’ve been there with straight friends or gay, male or female, off-beat or buttoned-down, with or without kids, we’ve always been treated with the same courtesy. I like keeping my dollars local, and I like knowing my friends will be respected not only as patrons but as people.

Jim treated Tom and me to lunch there on Wednesday. Tim wasn’t able to go, because he was battling a virus and allergies off and on during the week–and really, with the amount of intolerant and hurtful comments he had to see online last week, I think chicken was the last thing he wanted. Jim, on the other hand, had a grilled chicken sandwich because he knew it came without sides of indifference or malice (neither of those is as tasty as Barnaby’s fries!).

This should make Puterbaugh feel a little nostalgic.

Legacy Writing 365:202

On Friday afternoon, after months of calls for submissions, reading manuscripts, talking to writers, edits, more edits, more emails, and…well, more edits, Tim and I were finally able to have the exciting discussion we’ve been anticipating. I wrote down the names and themes of the sixteen stories that we’ve accepted for Foolish Hearts: New Gay Fiction on squares of paper, and we arranged, discussed, and rearranged them into our table of contents. Then I put them into one big, beautiful draft:

Now we’ll do a last read-through, incorporate a few final edits from one of the contributors, and get the remaining two author bios in there. Tim will finish his introduction, I will finish my afterword, and we’ll ship this baby to Cleis for final approval. Once we have the official “go,” we can share the table of contents with the world. I know the authors involved are looking forward to that.

When we did Fool For Love, we got in the habit of calling the contributors anthology brothers. One gratifying aspect of that is how they’ve sought each other out when they’ve traveled to New Orleans, New York, and beyond. Several of them have developed relationships in which they pass their works in progress to each other for feedback. They read, encourage, and advise–because though the act of writing is a solitary one, the art of writing requires an audience.

All this has made me look backward to some of the lovely moments I’ve experienced with Fool For Love’s writers.


Rob Byrnes with ‘Nathan Burgoine in New Orleans in 2008.


Tim with Trebor Healey in New Orleans in 2009.


I don’t have a photo of our meeting with Rob Williams in New York in 2007, so I just shamelessly stole this shot of him from his blog.


Mark G. Harris with Tim in Houston in 2008.


David Puterbaugh with me in Houston in 2010.


Josh Helmin with Tim in Houston in 2011.


Michael Thomas Ford wasn’t in FFL, but we shot this photo in New Orleans of him with Greg Herren, Rob Byrnes, and Tim for Houston’s OutSmart Magazine. They didn’t publish it, but we aren’t mad at them, because they regularly support and feature gay fiction and gay writers.


Me with Jeffrey Ricker, Tim, and Jeffrey’s partner Michael in 2009 in New Orleans.


Tim with Paul Lisicky in Houston in 2008.


Tim and me with Felice Picano in New Orleans in 2011.


There are four FFL writers and one editor included in this group in New Orleans in 2009: the kind of shenanigans I want to get up to for future photos with the contributors to and readers of Foolish Hearts. I love writers.

Legacy Writing 365:195


When I’m cooking, it often seems like there are a whole lot of people in the kitchen with me. I don’t mean physically, because as most people will tell you, unless someone has a job to do, I don’t want ANYone in my kitchen, and I’m always driving out people and dogs with commands and threats.

As I began preparing fresh okra today, I thought as I always do about Jane Jane, pictured below with Papa.

While she cooked, to keep me out from under her feet, Jane Jane would give me the peelings and snippings from her vegetables in a big bowl and put me on the back porch. That way I could play “cooking” to my heart’s content, and she could keep an eye on me through the screen door without worrying I might get into something I shouldn’t or get hurt in the kitchen. Long before I ever ate okra, I played with it.

To say I was not an adventurous eater as a child would be an understatement. I liked what I liked and wouldn’t try anything else. Dislikes included all breads, many vegetables, and the usual weird stuff like beets, liver, and brussels sprouts. So it wasn’t until I went to college and met Debbie (who became my roommate multiple times during undergraduate and graduate school), that I would try new things. She persuaded me to try boiled okra in our dorm cafeteria.

When I confessed to Granny, pictured below with her great-granddaughter Jennifer, that I’d eaten and liked boiled okra, she cooked me a skillet of fried okra. Mercy, it was SO good.

There was no way to avoid it–I had to admit to my mother that after all those years of shunning her okra, I’d decided I loved it. She taught me to cook it.

Those of you who like my fried okra owe a debt to the women above. Still, I know there are okra haters among you. You’re in good company. Guinness, who’ll eat damn near anything, rushed into the kitchen earlier when the end of a pod of okra rolled off the counter and hit the floor. She sniffed it, laid down next to it, and ignored it, as if to say, “You got anything better up there?”

Legacy Writing 365:171

Some photos give me all kinds of memory cues that no one else would guess. This one’s from my mother’s Kodak Instant camera (spits out Polaroid-type shots immediately), and it was taken sometime in the week before Mother’s Day back in the Late Stone Age. I know that because my then-husband is across the table from me reading our local newspaper and the ads proclaim “Mother’s Day BARGAINS.” It would be Lynne’s first Mother’s Day without her mother, who’d died in September of the year before this photo was taken.

That kitchen is as familiar to me as the one I live in now, even after so many years have passed since I was in it. The trivets, the coffeemaker, the empty ice tray on the counter (no doubt left by me, because for some reason, it was always me who had to “take up the ice,” as we called–and still call–putting the ice in glasses before a meal).

It’s after the dinner hour. Everyone else has already eaten, because my ex and Lynne are sitting in other people’s spots at the table–and no one else is there and eating. I imagine the two of them showed up later in the evening and Mother brought out the leftovers and told them to fix a plate. It’s fried chicken, by the way, along with mashed potatoes and green beans. (Those things are visible when I embiggen the photo.) They’re both drinking iced tea (you’re welcome for the ice). I don’t know where he was coming from, but Lynne was coming from her house, because the first thing I wondered about were all those flowers on the table. I’m betting Lynne brought them out of her own garden (she’s always grown amazing roses), and Mother put them in multiple vases so she could send some home with me.

As for me: I’m trying to get shots of those roses with my Canon, and no one is paying any attention to me. They’ve obviously gotten used to the way I constantly have that thing in front of my face. I’ll bet if I looked through my own photos, I’d find shots of the roses. I’m sitting in my usual spot at the table–I still have a specific place that I always sit at my own table, and if anyone else takes it, I get twitchy.

My hair makes me laugh. For many years, I had the same hairstyle: parted in the middle, hanging down straight on either side of my face, length from mid-back to waist. But I’d finally decided that I wanted bangs to be cut and feathered back. Lynne offered to do that for me. It didn’t exactly work out that way, and it seemed like forever that I had those two stupid hanks of hair that hung without any style at all on each side of my forehead. Blech.

So it’s all there: the comforting familiarity of home, my parents’ way of offering food, a newspaper, a place to relax. My way of hiding behind a camera; Lynne’s way with flowers. This is how I want people to feel in my home–like they’re home, in a place where they can relax and be themselves.

And I continue to have a complicated relationship with my hair.

In and Out

IN.

A week or so ago–that day I made biscuits–I decided to embark on another culinary adventure. There were only two of us for dinner and three chicken legs in the freezer–just enough for two people (Tom ate two; I wanted only one). Even though I’m not the biggest fan of barbecue, I decided to make my own sauce using half this recipe.

Do you guys save all your extra condiments when you get fast food or takeout? ‘Cause that’s what all these packets are about–I used packets of butter, ketchup, and mustard for my sauce.

After letting it simmer for twenty minutes, I brushed it on the chicken legs after I removed their skin.

Tom’s plate with a garden salad, fresh corn on the cob, and a couple of those biscuits.

He liked the sauce. I think I might use a little less vinegar next time. But we had enough left over that we used it on some ribs we grilled a couple of days later.

and OUT.


Then last week, I went to Kimberly Frost’s signing at Murder By The Book. As usual, she was a crowd pleaser. She was there to sign her new release, All That Falls, the second in her Etherlin series. I’ve been reading it all this week…who can resist a sexy fallen angel?

Kimberly does a lot of world building in the paranormal Etherlin novels, which present serious struggles between Muses, Demons, Angels, and mutated Vampires that could affect all of humanity. But when she was asked about creating the town of Duvall, Texas, for her other series, the Southern Witch novels, I had to laugh. As soon as Kimberly began talking about Tammy Jo Trask’s world, her voice and accent changed dramatically. It was easy to see the affection and connection she feels for and with her main character.

All three Southern Witch books, as well as the novella and first two novels of the Etherlin series, are available from your favorite booksellers.

Birthday Animal Tales


Tim’s birthday was Saturday, but he has a busy schedule right now, so we arranged to have his birthday dinner on Friday night. He looks very serious in this photo–almost as if he’s having to balance a bunch of my paintings on his head (more of my genius photo skills at work)–but in fact, it was a fun night filled with plenty of laughter. He, Tom, and I were joined by Lynne, Rhonda, and Lindsey. Sugar was with us, too, and wearing a Cone of Shame because she’s healing from an abrasion to her face, but I didn’t get a photo of her. She seemed to be tormented enough without flashes going off in her face.

Marika had told me that I was to put a unicorn on Tim’s cake:

Done! But Unicorn looks a little nervous.

Probably because the cake was the scene of the movie “Mythical Unicorn, Encroaching Dinosaur.” I’ll let you make up your own plot for that.


Silly animal fun.

Later, Tim returned to his house/dogsitting gig, and Lynne went back to Green Acres. Tom had noticed earlier that Margot had a little blood on her back. The last time this happened to a Compound dog, if you recall, Rex ended up with four staples. So while Rhonda was trying to figure out my most recent bad drawing in Draw Something, and Tom was keeping Lindsey company while she dyed her hair shades of pink, I used a warm washcloth to check out Margot’s back, just to be on the safe side.

EW EW EW. Same thing as Rex. Big wound on her side. The Brides kept me and the rest of the dogs company while Tom took Margot to the ER vet. The staple count this spring: Rex 4, Margot 5.

We think it’s the bougainvillea thorns, so Tom did a thorough pruning job on the branches the next day. Meanwhile, Margot has joined Sugar among the ranks of the Coneheads:

The dogs are sure these things happen to them only when Tim is away working. So they got together with a special T-shirt message for him: