Heidi: On the most recent episode of–okay, wait a minute. I know we’re supposed to talk about Project Runway and introduce whatever Becks has created this week, but I have to ask: What the HELL are we wearing? She’s dressed me before in a peachy-orangey color combo and I warned her then never to do it again. And this–what IS this look?
Summer: I don’t know what you’re complaining about. At least you don’t look like a governess.
Barbie: Has anyone seen my shawl? I fear I’ve mislaid it and may catch a chill.
Heidi: Zip it, Barbie. We’re not in a Jane Austen film.
Summer: Wrong period. These dresses are the result of Becks reading Charlotte Brontë’s Jane Eyre and Villette within weeks of each other.
Barbie: You left out Little Women. Who do you think I look like? Meg? Amy?
Heidi: In that frock? You look like the meadow in Twilight threw up on you. We may have to ban books from the work room if this is what happens.
Summer: Could be worse. She also read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.
Barbie: Brainzzzzzz.
Heidi: Eep! I guess these dresses aren’t so bad. Speaking of bad dresses, that’s what the most recent episode of Lifetime’s Project Runway was about: Bad Bridesmaid Dresses. The designers met their new models, former bridesmaids who were wearing the fashion abominations inflicted on them by cruel brides.
Summer: Using those dresses and two yards of fabric they were allowed to buy, the designers were told to create more flattering looks for their models.
Barbie: I picked Dinah as the model for this challenge. Let’s see how Dinah’s dress looked originally.
Summer: Suddenly I’m all right with the governess drag.
Heidi: When we asked Dinah if there was any part of the dress she liked, she told us the color was okay. But she felt the dress made her look like a shapeless blob.
Barbie: She also hated the one-shoulder ruffle.
Tim Gunn: Once the dress was deconstructed, thanks to the bottom ruffle, there was more fabric than one might expect. However, as I warned the designers on the show, the goal isn’t to make clothes. It’s to make fashion. Can Becks do it?