I was just reading a story about how the Duchess of York got embarrassed in a scam in which she promised access to Prince Andrew for large sums of money. Look, I LIKE Sarah Ferguson, and some might call her resourceful.
So, inspired by her, I’m willing to make this offer. Though Tim is my friend and not my ex-husband, I DO have access to his inner circle. In exchange for large sums of money, I’m willing to get you an audience with Rexford G. Lambert and Pixie P. Lambert. They practically live with him–wait, they do live with him!–so you see that I’ve got enormous inroads.
Failing that, does anyone want to buy twelve paintings or three others that are hanging in my living room and pictured below? I painted all of them, but I could probably get Tim to breathe on them or something before I give them up. Negotiate with me!
Or see my good name ruined in the tabloids. Your choice.
I really like the big one on the left in this picture.
How big/how much?
Thanks, Josh. I sent you a message via LiveJournal.
I also like Sarah Ferguson but, oh, what a truly silly thing to do. I heard part of the taped conversation on radio this morning – head-shaking material, seriously!
I know, I know…
P.S. I love your pictures. The colours in the big one are glorious.
Thank you very much!
Your paintings are amazing!!!!
I love the colors!!
Thank you so much! Great praise since you’ve also seen my work in person!
I should probably be writing about the Duchess story for Examiner, but I have a headache and I’m tired and burnt out.
I could use a good bribe, though.