Headache, Day 3

I just took medication for my headache because I thought it would be wonderful to crawl back into bed in my darkened, cool room and sleep all day. Then I realized it’s June 5, and I was supposed to get my car inspected in May.

I have to leave the house.

I hate wasting a good pill like that.

Subject change: My sister thinks my dogs are too thin. I just think in the never-too-rich-or-too-thin department, my dogs chose looking fabulous over accruing wealth–much like my writing partner. However, I approved Debby’s promise to take them to Wendy’s for a cheeseburger even though the meat would be cooked, not raw.

In the end, she actually brought Wendy’s bacon cheeseburgers (hold the onions!) to them. This is what happened.





The forty-second meal: twenty-five seconds to arrange food in bowl, fifteen seconds to eat. That’s fast food.

26 thoughts on “Headache, Day 3”

    1. No vomiting, I promise. I didn’t even hear any stomach gurgles last night. I do think Wendy’s should use them for an ad, however, so they could be thin AND rich.

      1. They are photogenic! And Wendy’s ad campaigns have never returned to their former brilliance post-Dave Thomas (RIP). I say (with no authority whatsoever) they’re hired!

    1. If by “now and again” you mean every day, sometimes for breakfast, sometimes for dinner, my dogs are in complete agreement with you.

  1. When the walls shake at the RubinSmo Manor, I will know the predictable assplosion has taken place. Your sister was wise (read: evil) to feed them this way before leaving on a plane. I think I love her a little.

    1. I would if I could. Looking at your user pic reminds me that Tom bought some extraordinary ice cream that I’m avoiding because it’s just so good: Starbucks Coffee Almond Fudge.

            1. It’s carp the fish.

              Trust me, Guinness, at least, will eat crap until the cows come home. And when the cows leave, she’d raid the pasture for cow pies, I’m sure.

  2. Kipper insists on shrimp cocktails with pistachio-encrusted Chilean Sea Bass served with a delightful pomegranate chutney. And god forbid the fish is overcooked, he’s caused more than one waiter to lose his job. Oddly, he also eats his own poop.

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