I’ll bet y’all think I posted this sweet picture of two friends hugging in my kitchen as some kind of prelude to blathering on about Valentine’s Day and affection and friendship. WRONG.
Direct your eyes to the right of Timothy and Mark. You see that stove? THAT STOVE IS EVIL. That stove waited until I had friends visiting, friends who would need to eat meals, before ITS OVEN DIED. Much worse, that stove waited until MERCURY WAS IN RETROGRADE to die. Bastard! I never buy appliances or electronics when Mercury is in retrograde.
Fortunately, Tim’s oven stepped up and did the job that mine would not. Mercury goes direct on February 19, whereupon my parting with THAT STOVE will cause absolutely no sorrow. Unlike the parting when Mark and Lisa went away.
Happy Valentine’s Day to all my friends.
You know, if the stove was an issue BEFORE retrograde then it is perfectly okay to ‘clean up the past’ during retrograde so long as you don’t sign a contract to do so – that means you CAN shop…
Look at you, finding ways to make me spend money sooner. I like that…
So true! Shopping for yourself on V-Day is always an excellent way to celebrate self love and adoration, which I totally support…:)
I could take credit for the stove as part of my evil plan, but I had nothing to do with this.
I love that picture.
Happy Valentine’s Day, Becky! : )
Thank you and same to you. I love this photo, too, and it’s one of many I’ll be posting to LJ over time.
CUTE.
the picture, not the stove shenanigans.
I think it would be a good Disney movie: That Darn Stove.
better get that copyright NOW!
The photo is adorable. The oven, however, clearly must die. Preferably violently and painfully, I’d say. Got a sledgehammer?
No sledgehammer, but Tim and I already took a regular hammer to it a couple of times under the guise of “will this make it work?”