I just got an e-mail offering me an owner’s manual for my cock, and I realized…
Edit: I thought this was by Roy Lichtenstein, but maybe it was just by someone imitating Roy Lichtenstein. Tim?
Who goes there? Please leave comments so (An Aries Knows)!
I just got an e-mail offering me an owner’s manual for my cock, and I realized…
Edit: I thought this was by Roy Lichtenstein, but maybe it was just by someone imitating Roy Lichtenstein. Tim?
You are so BAAAD! (did you order the manual?) LOL
Yeah, but I had it sent to Marika so she can write sex scenes. 😉
Okay, I’m reading the manual … it doesn’t address when it’s appropriate to use the term porksword.
porksword [pawrk’sawrd, pohrk’sohrd]: n.
1: The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris, but usually referred to in homosexual intercourse. Usage: He deftly pierced Kyle’s defenses, coming in low with his porksword.
2: Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals. Usage: Dude! Check out the porksword on your chihuahua!
now see Becky, this is the kind of help I really need.
Hee hee! That’s HILARIOUS!
IT IS NOT!!!! 🙂
My first thought was Lichtenstein, too, but I’m not sure. It’s certainly Lichtenstein-like.
Ha!
hahahahah
eBay probably has a selection — most never used!
That’s a scary thought!
Why, oh why, wasn’t your current mood “cocky”?
I think the poster says it all, mister.
HA!