Thanks to Rhonda, I now know my pirate name. This information may be valuable in the future.
My pirate name is:
Captain Bess Read
Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. Even though many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the stereotypes. You’ve got taste and education. Arr!
Your pirate name is:
Red Morgan Rackham
Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
My pirate name turned out to be
Mad Dog Bonney
Part crazy, part mangy, all rabid, you’re the pirate all the others fear might just snap soon. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate’s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
How did you get “taste and education?” It was that Kermit question, wasn’t it…
I think it’s because I’m not very good at burping and I can’t spit.