Ever had one of those days when you wake up and you have what you assume is a sinus headache that should go away quickly although coffee would be nice and would probably help and without purpose or reason you open the refrigerator and find out that your lovely new refrigerator is working fine in fact so fine that a caffeine-free Diet Coke that’s probably been around for a couple of years because only your mother drinks them has frozen on the top shelf and exploded and now your lovely new refrigerator and all its contents are covered in brown sticky dried Coke including the ceiling and the light and what’s left of the Coke liquid has pooled in the bottom under the vegetable drawers?
Yes. It’s still Monday.
As someone who cleans vending machines often, and has on many occasions scrubbed sticky, coke residue from the insides of a soda machine: Spray some WD-40 on a paper towel and use that to clean it up… works much better than 409 or Windex; and saves your arm from excess “elbow grease.”
Who knew? I will file this for future reference. Fortunately, a warm, soapy dishcloth cleaned it right up. I don’t think it had been there long. In fact, maybe it was the explosion that woke me. Or gave me the headache?
I am sorry, but that is funny. I would hate the clean up, but still, funny.