Yet another fun thing from Shawn Lea

at Everything and Nothing.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Becky!

  1. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Becky.
  2. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Becky.
  3. Becky is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
  4. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Becky is the victim!
  5. Contrary to popular belief, Becky is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
  6. Scientists believe that Becky began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
  7. If you lace Becky from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
  8. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Becky!
  9. The porpoise is second to Becky as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  10. Only one person in two billion will live to be Becky!
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  1. 1. Smo is actually a mammal, not a fish.
    2. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Smo floating in their swimming pools!
    3. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Smo.
    4. Smoomancy is the art of telling the future with Smo.
    5. Smo will always turn right when leaving a cave.
    6. Four-fifths of the surface of Smo is covered in water.
    7. Smo can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
    8. Two thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in Smo.
    9. More people are killed by Smo each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
    10.Antarctica is the only continent without Smo!

  2. Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rhonda!

    1. During severe windstorms, Rhonda may sway several feet to either side.
    2. Rhonda can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
    3. Rhonda is the largest of Saturn’s moons.
    4. Europe is the only continent that lacks Rhonda.
    5. The risk of being struck by Rhonda is one occurence every 9,300 years.
    6. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Rhonda in your mouth!
    7. Rhonda is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
    8. In 1982 Time Magazine named Rhonda its ‘Man of the Year’!
    9. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Rhonda.
    10. Olive oil was used for washing Rhonda in the ancient Mediterranean world.
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    Hmm…#7 explains why people think I’m Lindsey’ mother.

    However, #2 explains why Lindsey sticks around.

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