In a couple of weeks, it’ll have been a year since I began this Live Journal. Maybe I’ll do some sentimental recap about what I’ve learned or accomplished over that year. Or maybe I’ll talk about all the fantastic people I’ve come to know through Live Journal. I’ll try to say something profound to mark the occasion.
But I have to be honest. The thing that stays in my mind the most is the biggest disappointment that I’ve suffered through Live Journal, and it has lingered for nine months. People have had babies in nine months. They’ve gone through kindergarten/last year of high school/last year of college in nine months.
But for almost nine months, Condi has never responded to my gracious invitation to join us for a slumber party. And considering the nose dive her boss’s approval rating has taken over those months, and the furor caused by her late-August shoe shopping trip, maybe she should have taken our slumber-party-come-to-Jesus-makeover-with-snacks-and-pink-sponge-rollers invitation a little more seriously.
I would love to come to your slumber party, but the other scary lady would give me nightmares.
She is not gay boy tree hugger friendly…..
We could change all that; I just know it.
LOL, you crack me up. I can’t believe she hasn’t responded yet. Did you send her the picture of “naked” Tim in his bed of Frito marvel?? — Perhaps you should. You know Condoleezza is a saucy bitch…she’d totally go for it.
You know, it’s just possible she’s anti-Bar-B-Q Frito…
i’m sure she’s just been busy.
i remain hopeful you’ll be painting each others toenails in no time.
F*** her!
we’ve tried and we’ve tried and we’ve tried. all for what? a slap in the face, that’s what.
we requested politely, cordially invited, merrily welcomed, and courteously called.
so now….IT’S TOO LATE.
she can take her gap elsewhere.
heh
Maybe we should have let her bring one of her girlfriends along. But that scares me. What if it’s Ann Coulter?
eww.
good point.
i say put your foot down and tell her – it’s only her or forget it FOREVER!!
i’m sure it’s never left her mind..despite how she might try to play hard to get..
This picture still cracks me up.
* grin *
Maybe she’s scared of pink sponge rollers. Ooooh, and I know she wouldn’t want to risk getting stuck playing Truth or Dare.
I’m pretty sure the “Truth” part isn’t an issue for her. Ah, but the “Dare…” There are just too many tattoo and piercing places close by, I think.
I would love to go to the slumber party with Condi and Ann… I just want to sit in my jammies, and braid Ann’s hair while Condi tells us about how Georgie kissed her once in the rose graden. Then we would all talk about how we HATE Laura, and just don’t understand why a guy like George would ever choose Laura over Condi. Then we would get out our Backstreet Boys cds and dance dance dance. We would ask who Condi thought was cuter Nick Carter or George amd we would laugh laugh laugh at the answer
By the way, I had to look up to see who was in the Backstret boys — I don’t want you to think I am a fan girl or anything
If Ann shows up, I am going to force feed her
you know after being on Bill O”Reilly she eats those things by the pound, and passes out with pink coconut on her lips. The next day she runs like mad on her treadmill chanting “annie is a badgirl.annie is a bad girl annie is a bad girl ”
The scary thing is, not only do I believe you, but I can visualize it.