Dispelling Rumors

I don’t know.

Maybe it had something to do with

and

.

But there is no truth to the rumor that Timothy J. Lambert is the secret brother of Chastity and Elijah Blue. Timothy has a lovely set of parents in Maine. I’ve never actually met them, but I’ve seen pictures. And everyone knows a picture tells only the truth, right?

7 thoughts on “Dispelling Rumors”

  1. you are a good friend, to try to cover for him like that.
    otherwise he’d prolly be mobbed by drag queens everywhere he goes.

    (i’m a little confused about where condi rice figures in, tho?…when i click the link, i see her and the ‘queer eye’ guys…i’m going to assume this is just to add confusion and keep people from thinking too much about the real truth…ala the u.s. government.)

    1. you are a good friend, to try to cover for him like that.
      otherwise he’d prolly be mobbed by drag queens everywhere he goes.

      That’s actually why I had to leave NYC.

      I mean, not that I’m Cher’s secret son. That is SO not true. I don’t know how these crazy rumours get started.

  2. The Condi connection

    There’s not one. It’s just to illustrate that photos always tell the truth. Condi DID appear on Queer Eye, right?

      1. Re: The Condi connection

        sorry..they’re called ‘gal pals.’

        the new ‘gay friendly’ tv is so hard to keep up with..all those new labels.

  3. Although…

    …that “confusion” thing works, too.

    (Really, mostly, I just wanted to link to that picture of the terrible expression on Condi’s face.)

  4. Could it be that he is adopted? Could he be the inspiration for Gypsies Tramps and Thieves – you know “Three months later I’m a gal in trouble, and I haven;t seen him for a while..”
    it makes me think…

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