Now I can’t stop thinking about Condi. You know what I think she needs? A good slumber party. So I’m officially inviting Condi to my house for an old-fashioned slumber party. (Note to Condi: You don’t have to bring the Secret Service. There are ALWAYS “phone trucks” on my street, and I know what that’s all about.)
Me, Condi, and a few friends. (Note to Readers: Feel free to invite yourselves.) Queso and chips, plenty of Keebler cookies, popcorn, pink sponge rollers, those little thingies you fit between your toes when you give each other pedicures, a Ouija board to commune with Bob Dole and Newt Gingrich… What; they’re not dead? Whatever.
I believe a slumber party could make Condi smile. It’s just a shame that *69 and Caller I.D. have ruined the world of crank calling. I’ll bet Condi knows a LOT of good numbers.
here’s a pretty neat-o record condi might enjoy hearing at the party..
http://www.americansforrice.com/Tan%20Sleeve.php
listen to it..then join me in a big ‘eye roll.’
My Favorite Part
My favorite part was the photo of Condi and that guy signing something on what looks like an oversized coffin. Maybe that’s what they buried civil liberties in?
Re: My Favorite Part
do you think, when she signs her name ‘condi,’ she dots the ‘i’ with a heart or a smiley face?
this whole entry and thread cracked me up.