1. Why does a HUGE roast cost half the price of three small boneless, skinless chicken breasts? Is it the beef people’s revenge for those clever cows?
2. Why am I still not a vegetarian?
3. Is the current flea infestation at my house the fault of the Suicidal Cat Next Door and its sibling, Cat With No Name?
4. Where did the cookies go?
5. Will I ever get this book proposal to my editor?
Tragic 8 Ball Answers.
1. Moo.
2. Iuhhno.
3. I’ve been through the desert on a cat with no name…
4. I ate them.
5. Ask again.