Photo Friday, No. 884

Current Photo Friday theme: Fall


Renaissance Festival, Todd Mission, Texas, 2012

You can’t see leaves changing colors in Houston this time of year, but there are other fall sights in the countryside.

Bonus photo from the Renaissance Festival in 2008. You never know who you’ll find in the woods, be it musketeer, Viking, pirate, tavern keeper, knight…

Photo Friday, No. 881

Current Photo Friday theme: Roof


Back in May 2012, I spotted this Art Car in the wild and captured a photo of it.

In the Neverending Saga, there’s a little boy who likes to tell corny jokes to an audience of adults who think he’s pretty great. In his honor, I found a few zebra jokes, because I’m still looking for reasons to laugh. I share them with you, in case you are, too.

Why do zebras have stripes?
Because they don’t want to be spotted.

What side does a zebra have the most stripes on?
The outside.

What happened when the leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra?
He was spotted.

What do a zebra and a panda have in common?
The answer is pretty black and white.

Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra?
You can never find the barcode.

What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.

Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.

What do zebras have that no other animal has?
Baby zebras.

What do the penguins get for their lunch at the zoo?
Half an hour, same as the zebras.

Which animal is the oldest?
Zebras, because they are still in black and white.

Why didn’t the donkey cross the road?
Because he saw what happened to the zebra.