On the seventh episode of Project Runway, the designers were asked to create two looks in blue that could be part of Macy’s INC. collection. The designers were given an INC. dossier before they sketched their designs.
I, of course, didn’t see this dossier, but I did Google INC.’s line, and… How shall I say this tactfully? I was underwhelmed. There were a lot of leggings (UGH), odd late-seventies patterns and embellishments that reminded me of middle-aged priests out of their vestments, along with three-quarter-length sleeves, and… Okay, I’ll just say it. INC. brought the dull! There was hardly any dress or separate that would make me stop and look at it hanging on the rack with a sigh of pleasure or a grab for my Macy’s card.
Did this mean I should design something that might have hung in Macy’s a couple of years ago and could now be found in Ross or Marshall’s? I’m not criticizing those retailers, because I love a bargain as much as the next person. But as Lynne often says, just because you can find it cheap and in your size doesn’t mean you should wear it.
To liven up the challenge for myself, I decided to look among my fabrics for things that would be a little playful and maybe retro, since on a recent trip to Macy’s, I fell into a time machine that took me back to the 1970s. Staring at the racks, I expressed a wish to Tim that I could be thin again so I could wear those clothes. Then I hid the hash pipe and ate a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos and a box of mini Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. I’M KIDDING! I get my substances from a pharmacist with a prescription, like everybody else.