Almost six years ago, I blogged that Brad Pitt sent me e-mail. His then-estranged-wife Jennifer Aniston has finally caught up to me, and today I received email from her. She only wanted to talk about pilates, though. I’m not opening her email until she promises me a 1.5 million dollar inheritance from some dead notable person in Africa. I used to hope for only a hundred thousand dollars, but my sister told me it wouldn’t be enough for me.