For the first time in twelve years or more, I have gone into a retail establishment on Black Friday. It’s clear that aliens have taken over my body. With this new information in mind, I believe I’ll frost a birthday cake and write an entire novel before dinner.
I’d only take your temperature if you had said you spent the night in a line outside a store. I saw on the news a story about one guy who got in line Wednesday for a sale on Black Friday! I can barely be bothered to leave my home even when I really want something without waiting in line.
I made myself go out and mail this magazine I sold on Wednesday so the person wouldn’t have to wait too long. To my surprise, the post office wasn’t that busy. It’ll probably get busier as Christmas approaches. My mom told me that when they went to WalMart, the parking lot was pretty full but not totally nuts.
bravery medal for Black Friday
We present you with the medal of bravery for shopping on Black Friday, returning safely and in one piece, but most importantly, nothing stolen.
(Its a bit like the Santa Robot in Futurerama)
Isn’t that a sign of the Apocalypse?