Whether you’re a Princess Bride dad, a godfather, a Jedi dad, a Monty Python dad, a couple of dads, a father-in-law, a stepdad, an adoptive dad, a mentor dad–for every bad-joking, storytelling, barbecuing, sport-watching, chauffeuring, hardworking, loving dad out there–Happy Father’s Day!
And by the way, COW!
Udderly preposterous!
Now, a BULL could say this, but you would need a new button. However, a cow could truely say, “Grass, you are my fodder!”
More puns?!?
Are you doubting the animal on this button is a bull? I’m mostly relieved the drawing isn’t too anatomically accurate, but button cow does kind of resemble this:
and less this:
Biologically asking, which set of gender-
roll-telling equipment is used to produce milk? 😉Well, a cow produces milk, but she calves to do so, and she needs a male partner–or at least to be inseminated–to calve. So both male and female are involved.
What more can I say but, http://youtu.be/K_EsxukdNXM
Ha ha! And in response, there’s this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwi6Kfy9V8s
What’s left to add but HUMBUG.
Baaaaa.
isn’t all this bovine humor a sign of the ApoCOWlypse
Let’s not run around like crazed COWards thinking we’re all going to kick the milk bucket.
if the apoCOWlypse comes – the COWards will certainly SkiCATTLE.
This last effort took you pasture pun limit. Herding you to the PENalty box.
wait, all the puns on here, and it’s mine you have a beef with?
Oh, don’t act like I’m BULLying you. “SkiCattle?” Really?
Guess it’s time to MOOve on to another topic.
I cant be cowed by your bullying …
BOOM! That one works