Tiny Tuesday and Song Challenge: Day 12

Happy birthday today to my nephew Josh!


A song I got tired of hearing long ago… In June of 1974, the Lynyrd Skynyrd song “Sweet Home Alabama” was released on their album Second Helping. I lived in Alabama then. By July of 1974, I was pretty sure I’d heard it at least three times a day for a month, and that might have just been on the 8-track tape player in my boyfriend’s car.

It became the Inescapable Song not only because I lived in Alabama, but because I later went to the college known simply as “Alabama.” The record was played on the sound systems in bars and clubs. It was performed by anyone with a guitar anywhere they could stand or sit with a pick and an audience of one to infinity. It was played at ball games loud enough to reach the outermost/uppermost row of any stadium, gym, or auditorium, not to mention every dorm on campus. Tailgate parties. Blaring from every frat house.

It.never.ended. It still hasn’t.

The interesting thing is, “Sweet Home Alabama,” like so many songs, is an overlooked protest against some of the things it seems to be praising. I salute that and include it with many protest songs people misuse because they hear only those lyrics that seem to glorify what they admire/revere. There’s always hope that after somebody takes a hit off that pipe or bong or joint and lies in the dark listening to the song again, they’ll suddenly think, Hey, wait a minute…

Cool. I just don’t want to hear it again.

Last week, I had a bad experience in a local store. It was not because of the store or any worker in the store or any other customer in the store. It was just a set of circumstances that hit me at a time when I was not feeling well for a range of reasons. I realized I wasn’t doing well when I stood up from the chair where I waited and began to pace. Among other things, I recognized that my blood sugar was dropping quickly. I went to a cooler and bought a sugary drink, and when I walked back to my chair, I spotted something dark beneath it.


It was this tiny plastic turtle smaller than my palm. I almost always rescue lost toys, especially when they’re small. This one seemed fortuitous. Just breathe, I told myself. Be slow and steady, like the turtle. Think of how long turtles can live. How most of what they need they carry with them, and nature provides the rest. From now on, when you hit these spots, just remember turtle wisdom.

It worked in that moment. Later, back at home, I wondered if the turtle is now my totem animal. That led me to think of the word factotum, defined as “a person having many diverse activities or responsibilities.” I named this little turtle Fac and hope thinking of him in future moments where too much is coming at me and from within me all at once, I can remember to step back and breathe.

So today, instead of a song I never want to hear again, I offer The Turtles’ 1967 hit “Happy Together,’ which I don’t mind hearing at all.

Today is also the birthdate of our late friend Tim R. He’d like this turtle story.

6 thoughts on “Tiny Tuesday and Song Challenge: Day 12”

  1. That, and All Summer Long – Kid Rock

    Bad Romance was another that simply just didn’t stop for months and months. I don’t think going to the peak of the tourist season in San Francisco, CA, aka pride weekend, may have influenced that earworm just ever so slightly, even though it was headlined by The Backstreet Boys. It was fierce competition for both bands and my attention span. I think DCA airport may have mentioned that the threat level is orange and I should be aware of this increased threat. But that could have just been another bad romance for the white zone and the red zone announcers.

    The BBC banned Relax – Frankie goes to Hollywood, but that did the opposite and it was entered and stuck at their top 40 number 1 spot for weeks.

    But, alas, He Ain’t Heavy is dead and gone for me, including the Ferrante and Teicher piano duet version.

    1. Ugh. I’d never heard Kid Rock’s “All Summer Long.” He sampled Lynyrd Skynyrd, Warren Zevon, and Bob Seger?? Pretty glad that one passed me by.

      I kinda missed the Backstreet Boys phase but can I just say that the use of “I Want It That Way” in a “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” sketch (I never watched the show) makes me stop and howl anytime it shows up anywhere.

      Gonna see if it’ll link here, though I’m sure you’ve seen it somewhere.

      1. Actually, no I haven’t seen that one, but, yes, that was one of the songs they sang at that pride festival. I love the idea that singing I Want It That Way can land you in jail though.

        So, what are you in for?
        I Want It That Way!
        Tell me whyyyy-yyyy?

        And the whole prison then enters the musical.

  2. ‘Land of Hope and Glory’ – a quintessentially patriotic British song by Edward Elgar and always included at the Last Night of the Proms – was originally an ironic song, but is now sung sincerely.

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