July 2 is National I Forgot Day. Seriously!
True story–I didn’t forget what I wanted to say, but it’s taken me some time to figure out how to phrase it.
I’m open to anyone who wants to financially back my proposition to transform a nonexistent “wrong” done to me into a lawsuit and take it through the court system all the way to our highly dysfunctional, partially corrupt and perjurious, capricious and contradictory, Supreme Court of the United States. If you’re an attorney with an outraged reaction to injustice, hit me up for details.
If you’re not an attorney, forget this post. It’s your lucky day!
ETA: This should have been read in /sarcasm/ font.