Tom says I have changed the meaning of Fantasy Football (“pray that I do not alter it any further”) and that I objectify quarterbacks.
NOT TRUE! I only objectify 49ers quarterbacks and I never turned Kap into wallpaper, only Jimmy G. Well, so far. I BLAME THE BRIDES. I don’t even watch football but they were here for the Super Bowl and I had to stroll in occasionally in case of commercials and then…
Whatever. I was just ready for some football is all.
He’s made to be objectified.
I’m only doing what nature demands. =)