Meet Violet. (The last time you saw her, she looked like this.)
Favorite Book: The Color Purple
Favorite Movie: Purple Rain
Favorite Song: “Purple Haze”
Favorite Band: Deep Purple and New Riders of the Purple Sage
Biggest turn-on: Purple mountain majesties
Biggest turn-off: the following poem by Gelett Burgess
I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I’d rather see than be one.
Would you believe I actually saw a talking California Cow Commercial on TV tonight? And she was wearing a purple bonnet. Now I guess there really is a Santa Claus, too.
And I do like your decorated purple cow, too!
Thanks!
I’m pretty sure there is.