HOUSTON, Texas. (BC) — Ninjas attack visiting New Orleans author in local couple’s living room, force him to eat Whataburger and cupcakes under guard of four dogs.
Correction: Victim informs reporter there were five dogs guarding him.
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Ahhh! Awesome. Greg’s face is the best.
I love the way that one Ninja is looking back at me…all mysterious and menacing, like “You could be next, photographer.”
That one Ninja is clearly a badass.
And, just like the Spanish Inquisition, no one expects…the Ninja Lesbians!
Truth.
LIKE!
I’m sure the Ninjas will keep that in mind. Be watchful.
Ninja Lesbians … sounds like the theme of NBC’s next sitcom.
Then NBC should have to pay royalties to Greg Herren, who introduced the Ninja Lesbians in his Scotty books.