Yesterday morning, just as dawn was about to break, there was a lot of squawking going on outside in the jungle. The dead tree covered in vines was the battle ground of 3 dark shadows in an upside down triangle. The one with the tail was being attacked and pecked alive by two resembling miniature vampires, but I think were turkey buzzards. The noise was painfully disturbing, so I got out my laser pointer and cast a mesmerizing spell on the the three by waiving the pointer around them. Suddenly, they all stepped away from each other and eventually made peace. But, I couldn’t figure out what it was they were attacking. My guess is a cat or a possum and the birds had a nest. But it was a bit spooky miniature vampire undead like.
better vampires then Zombies. i bet zombies smell worse.
You make a good point. Vampires are usually beautiful, too. At least current-day vampires.
Yesterday morning, just as dawn was about to break, there was a lot of squawking going on outside in the jungle. The dead tree covered in vines was the battle ground of 3 dark shadows in an upside down triangle. The one with the tail was being attacked and pecked alive by two resembling miniature vampires, but I think were turkey buzzards. The noise was painfully disturbing, so I got out my laser pointer and cast a mesmerizing spell on the the three by waiving the pointer around them. Suddenly, they all stepped away from each other and eventually made peace. But, I couldn’t figure out what it was they were attacking. My guess is a cat or a possum and the birds had a nest. But it was a bit spooky miniature vampire undead like.
If only the spell of a laser pointer worked on every being. World Peace!
Also, has that genre appeared yet in fiction? Miniature vampires? Maybe vampires who mate with pixies?
Miniature vampires are a genetic mutation of the vampire bat with a hobbit yet somehow resemble more crow 🙂
Crows like shiny things; in this, they are like Hobbits. And Gollum.
What if a vampire was color blind?
Are you saying that because the button looks like a color blindness test?
Anyway, I believe in the Meyer and Rice universes at least, vampires lose their flaws when they become undead.