This little jewel is making the rounds (thanks, Jeff), and I’ll put it here so I can refer people to it when they tell me about their plans to write a bestseller in a week.
The only thing missing here is the for-sure Oprah appearance. And if I were the voice of reason, the gun would be a Glock. I like specifics.
The only thing missing here is the for-sure Oprah appearance.
Oh, that’s right! “I’ll make it a condition of me signing with an agent that they promise to get me an appearance on Oprah . . . even if my book isn’t technically done yet.”
I think I went to grad school with that guy.
I’ve actually had this conversation (without the threat of violence on my part). Several times.
Haha! That’s pretty funny.
*snork*
I may still participate in NaNoWriMo someday, and then you’ll be able say “We knew her when…” 😉
Excuse me Becks, but I really AM a student of the human condition … .
hahaha
this is hilarious! i’m guessing it is pretty darn accurate too. thanks for sharing.
What a salutary film and yet the humour (and pathos) behind it was just amazing!
So many witty – and yet so accurate – lines, it was virtually impossible to pick one! But I did like the jumping ahead to Do you think they’ll let me direct the movie version? !!
“The only thing missing here is the for-sure Oprah appearance.”
A guy is writing the book, so it’s almost guaranteed.