Hours before the wedding was scheduled to take place, I began to stalk the Wedding Bitch. Here, I’d scoped out where he’d be sitting. Every place card had a wine stopper attached, a gift from The Brides to all their guests.
The centerpiece at the Wedding Bitch’s table. I’m including it because it’s pretty.
His wine glass remained unfilled, but the level in his water glass mysteriously lowered over time. Could it be he was taking a quick drink while my attention was elsewhere?
A salad was placed for the Wedding Bitch. I thought this would draw him out. He likes salad. Rumor has it that he swooped by, picked up the salad, and gave it to a hungry DJ, though.
Mmmmm, chicken. Could he resist?
This looks familiar. I’m sure it’s the hand of the Wedding Bitch. Except… he’s holding his fork in his left hand. The Wedding Bitch is right-handed. Maybe it’s that European thing wherein the knife stays in the right hand and the fork in the left. Maybe it’s not the Wedding Bitch at all.
It was possible that wedding cake would lure him out…
One of them was even chocolate…
CAUGHT! Spotted on a speaker tucked in an out of the way place. I knew the Wedding Bitch could be captured with cake. He chose the cake with the yummy raspberry filling.
The wedding was beautiful and enormously moving. But that story is for others to tell. Except–one of my favorite moments was after The Brides had some time of seclusion following the ceremony, they joined us to the tune of the Snoopy dance. They got a standing ovation. That just sums up Rhonda and Lindsey. Their lives are full of joy, love, and humor.
And doesn’t the Wedding Bitch look nice!
I’m glad he was (or at least appeared to be) feeling well enough to be able to eat something.
It ALL sounds wonderful. I can’t wait to see more photos. If Bob and I ever decide to have a wedding, it would be great to have The Wedding Bitch plan it out. lol
Those cakes look marvelous. Yummy.
the cakes looks beautiful! i luv the penguins on top.
and mr. wedding bitch looks too cute. 🙂
Reading this reminded me of “The Monster At The End of This Book,” starring huggable Grover.
awww…pretty wedding bitch…