So y’all have probably seen those posts in which people have gone to google.com and written their name and the word “needs” in quotation marks for a search. You’re supposed to put the first ten responses in, but I’m just listing my favorites from the first few pages. Here is what Google tells me I need.
Becky needs to get her skates sharpened.
Becky needs to get to work.
Becky needs your attention.
Becky needs to turn her life around.
Becky needs more people like you on her side.
Becky needs consoling after a humiliating experience.
Becky needs a wardrobe upgrade.
Becky needs to know that her boyfriend is screwing my girlfriend. (My top favorite.)
Becky needs a nanny.
Becky needs help.
