Only one in three dogs* can sleep peacefully on stripes against 1970s linoleum in a room still waiting to be recovered after flood damage almost four months later. They liked the laminate that used to cover this linoleum. Soon it will be GONE and replaced by tile.
Related: Keith the Contractor agrees with me that the faux-alligator (or is it crocodile?) wallpaper must stay. The first time I saw it, I figured we’d be pulling it off the wall. But it sort of grew on me.
*The Bad Dog. He dreams of eating alligators. Or crocodiles.