Happy birthday to my friend-since-college Debbie. Who’ll never see this here, because she’s wiser than I am. Shunnnnn the Internet. Shuuunnnn-nuh.
Bonus button!
(I miss Charlie the Unicorn and his twisted “friends,” but not as much as I miss Debbie.)
P.S. Thank you to my readers who, like me, have not shunned the Internet and still come to my hate-free space.