Stealth Attack

HOUSTON, Texas. (BC) — Ninjas attack visiting New Orleans author in local couple’s living room, force him to eat Whataburger and cupcakes under guard of four dogs.

Correction: Victim informs reporter there were five dogs guarding him.


9 thoughts on “Stealth Attack”

    1. I love the way that one Ninja is looking back at me…all mysterious and menacing, like “You could be next, photographer.”

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