Stealth Attack

HOUSTON, Texas. (BC) — Ninjas attack visiting New Orleans author in local couple’s living room, force him to eat Whataburger and cupcakes under guard of four dogs.

Correction: Victim informs reporter there were five dogs guarding him.

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9 Responses to Stealth Attack

  1. Smoness says:

    Ahhh! Awesome. Greg’s face is the best.

  2. Rhonda says:

    And, just like the Spanish Inquisition, no one expects…the Ninja Lesbians!

  3. David P. says:


  4. Robert Edler says:

    Ninja Lesbians … sounds like the theme of NBC’s next sitcom.

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