Happy St. Patrick’s Day to you! As you can see, my brand new bit o BuNnYz BuNnY MoNsTeR from StarMonkey’s Etsy Shop is making his debut on my LJ with a shamrock lei. His name is John Riley, and if you give him a page number between 1 and 611, and another number between 1 and 25, he’ll be glad to find something for you to be happy about from one of these books.
Hope no one pinches you today–unless you like that sort of thing. 
this little German would like page 11 number 8 and Dashly Do Right would like page 18 number 8 …
For you, the book has “burying the hatchet.” Dash gets “mountains: a canvas for clouds.”
44,14 please.
The book says “cherries in your soda pop.” (This book seems to want you to drink soft drinks–didn’t you get Coke last week?)
117 17 please!
The book has “woven baskets” for you.
Page 20, #6 please
The book gives you “an order of frijoles.”
373 and 13 my dear. Happy Shamrock Day to you as well!
And thank you so much for your card to The Compound. The book gives you “lots of little balls of different flavored sherbet, icy cold and rousing.”
Page 506, #9.
Rick, OH
The book gives you one of my favorite places: “Highway 1 along the Big Sur coast of California.”
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Page 426, # 9 please.
For you, the book has “R-E-S-P-E-C-T.” ‘Bout time!
page 87, number 14 please!
The book has given you “silk sleepthings.”
I mean, like, Bunny!!!
Ok, obviously, I am going to pick #17 because it’s, like, St. Patrick’s Day and such, and I, like, always like-have a story (and some junk) to go with… Oh My Gauwd, like, I swear that monster just like totally winked at me, ugh… So, I’m going to be like totally geekdom and pick like the decimal equivalent of the hex code for like html colors and such… like 0×00 80 00 <10> 32,768, aww, like, totally shit, like waaayyyy tooo high… so I’ll like use the wavelength 545 nm.
(I’ve been the victim of a “like” person this afternoon. However, I admit that experience wasn’t nearly as bad as this girl on the train one afternoon who said “like” every third word.)
Oh Kay… so that’s like 17 and um 545, totally.
Re: I mean, like, Bunny!!!
You sound a little like Mark’s model Figaro–and possibly overly caffeinated. Nonetheless, the book gives you “making a great cup of coffee.”