A tale for Rio

Dear Rio,

One time, I gave my friend Jeff a bunch of silly presents that included a marked-down Donna doll. (I wish I’d left the big orange sticker on her, dammit.)

In a very 90210 moment, he got mad and gave her back to me. Then he died. I don’t think the two events were connected, but I will say it’s never a good idea to mess with Tori, even Discount Tori.

10 thoughts on “A tale for Rio”

  1. I’m a huge fan of silliness, and I think the whole idea of giving your friends goofy gifts is pure genius!

    As a part of the class I was hired as a TA to teach, we taught The Great Gatsby. One of my students gave this really entertaining presentation where he compared the characters in TGG to the characters of 90210! Unfortunately, to this day I still haven’t watched a full episode so I didn’t have the best background knowledge to judge his comparisons, but he explained the comparisons he was making well, and the rest of the class really enjoyed his presentation and seemed to really connect with what he was saying.

  2. i will be visiting ebay shortly…

    my sister would do bad things for a brenda & dylan doll. i’m thinking i’ll have to pick one up for myself as well.

    1. I have a couple of Dylans, and I think I have a Brandon. All I know is, they hang out with my gay Kens. (Not ALL my Kens are gay. Just some of them. Maybe ten percent.)

      1. hahah

        yes, that number seems accurate.

        my sister BEGGED for the first season on dvd for her b-day last year, so i think this year the perfect gift would be dolls/action figures. she can act out scenes in her free time with ease this way.

        the dylan doll is fairly cheap, but that brenda is pricey!

  3. Ome of my friends loves Hispanic boys like myself, so we took a new kids on the block Jordon doll, took off his clothes and put him in a back bend, smeared on chocolate icing as underwear and put him on s birthday cake..GOOD EATS!

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