It’s a good thing I never had a kid, because I probably would have named it “Jackal.”
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An Aries (Who Knows Some Stuff)
oh come on now, that’s a pretty kickass name.
Call him Jack for short. I like it, too. It’s a lot better than some of the names kids are being saddled with out there.
You should write Angelina a letter suggesting “Jackal Jolie-Pitt.” It has a nice ring to it, I think. And wouldn’t it be great if the potential most beautiful baby in the world be named after a jackal? And it rhymes with Apple… she and Gwyneth can set up play dates.
If celebrities can name their kids Apple, Coco, Lyric, Moon Unit and Dweezil, why not Jackal? At least no one would kick his/her ass, because hey…no one fucks with Jackals!
Insert obscure 1970’s world reknowned terrorist joke here.