I Stole Something Else

From another Live Journaler.

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says.

That, combined with his usual shaved head, made him look a little too satanic.

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

An ashtray.

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Project Runway.

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is.

3:40 a.m.

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?

3:35 a.m.

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Tim’s keyboard and Tom snoring.

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

About 3 a.m. so the dogs could pee.

8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?

TheRandyLife, where I stole this list.

9: What are you wearing?

Maroon shirt and black pants.

10: Did you dream last night?

I dreamed Amy and Nora got on a plane to London and I couldn’t go because I forgot to get a passport.

11: When did you last laugh?

About five minutes ago.

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Blue Dog art, calendar, some photographs, original art, a few shadowboxes.

13: Seen anything weird lately?

In movies, Napolean Dynamite. On Live Journal, a NAME WITHHELD author whining without cause. (And I don’t mean Tim, who doesn’t whine. Ever.)

14: What do you think of this quiz?

It’s different.

15: What is the last film you saw?

Napolean Dynamite.

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

I’d pay off my house then go crrrrazy.

17: Tell me something about you that I don’t know.

Who’s “me?”

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

End AIDS.

19: Do you like to dance?

There are so many other ways I can make a fool of myself.

20: George Bush: Is he a power-crazy nutcase or someone who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?

He is an affront to nature.

21a: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Shannon.

21b: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Benjamin.

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?

I have considered it many times since November.

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